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« Reply #120 on: 16. May 12. 12:36:59 »

Doručak za 5.

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Lugarski doručak, smrti u oči od ranog jutra!
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« Reply #121 on: 22. May 12. 11:45:36 »

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« Reply #122 on: 23. May 12. 08:31:04 »

A man is caught sitting at a make-shift campfire by a forest
ranger, and to the ranger's horror, the man is eating a bald
eagle. The man is consequently put in jail for the crime. On
the day of his trail, the conversation went something like
this:

JUDGE: "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal
offense?"

MAN: "Yes I do. But if you let me argue my case, I'll explain
what happened."

JUDGE: "Proceed."

MAN: "I got lost in the woods. I hadn't had anything to eat for
two weeks. I was so hungry. Next thing I see is a Bald Eagle
swooping down at the lake for some fish. I knew that if I
followed the Eagle I could maybe steal the fish. I caught up
with the eagle who lighted upon a tree stump to eat the fish.
I threw a stone toward the eagle hoping he would drop the fish
and fly away. Unfortunately, in my weakened condition, my aim
was off, and the rock hit the eagle squarely on his poor little
head, and killed it. I thought long and hard about what had
happened, but figured that since I killed it I might as well
eat it since it would be more disgraceful to let it rot on the
ground."

JUDGE: "The court will take a recess while I consider your
testimony."

(15 minutes goes by and the judge returns.)

JUDGE: "Due to the extreme circumstance you were under and
because you didn't intend to kill the eagle, the court will
dismiss the charges."

The Judge then leans over the bench and whispers: "If you don't
mind my asking, what does a bald eagle taste like?"

MAN: "Well your honor, it is hard to explain. The best I can
describe it is somewhere between a California Condor and a
Spotted Owl."
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« Reply #123 on: 26. Jul 12. 11:52:28 »

Fraza "upasti u kuhinju" dobila je novi smisao

http://www.dnevno.hr/magazin/zoo/video_spasili_troje_medvjedica_zarobljenih_u_kontejneru_za_otpad/876742.html
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« Reply #124 on: 03. Aug 12. 19:21:02 »

Got milk?


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« Reply #125 on: 06. Aug 12. 06:39:45 »

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« Reply #126 on: 07. Aug 12. 11:20:30 »

Čokodu


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« Reply #127 on: 19. Sep 12. 06:29:47 »

Mala ribica  Shocked i još se on bori s njom. Ja bih joj dala i ribu i tartar i salvete, samo da se makne

http://www.dnevno.hr/magazin/lifestyle/video_drska_riba_otela_ulov_roniocu/1053837.html
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« Reply #128 on: 04. Oct 12. 08:46:07 »

Lugarska kuhinja u najdoslovnijem smislu:

http://www.index.hr/apetit/zanimljivosti/video-u-kentuckyju-zatvoren-kineski-restoran-nakon-sto-je-u-kuhinji-pronaden-mrtav-jelen/
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...there was lika a tail, and like a foot....
Da li ta glupača uopće zna kako izgleda jelen?

Najbolji su mi bili Yahoo komentari:
- kakva je tek ostala hrana u restoranu ako osoblje radije jede roadkill?

Zapravo, vjerujem da je taj jelen bio najsvježija i  najzdravija namirnica u toj kuhinji ikad.

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« Reply #129 on: 04. Oct 12. 10:07:04 »

moj novi imiđ Smiley
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« Reply #130 on: 26. Oct 12. 13:00:06 »

Tko kaže da žaba nema zube?

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« Reply #131 on: 31. Oct 12. 22:40:34 »

http://www.dnevno.hr/vijesti/hrvatska/_inspekcija_stala_na_kraj_kupnji_jeftinog_svjezeg_i_domaceg_mlijeka_/1150321.html

Vidi se da ekipa iz Pierottijeve ne čita Lugarnicu. Budem im ja pomogao da slože evanđelje prema kojemu će bitni dio obreda biti ispijanje svježeg kravljeg mlijeka. Proglasit ću pasterizaciju herezom, a Dukat i Vindiju za sluge sotone. Nakon toga neka se registriraju kao sekta i počnu graditi Hram Mljekarstva pored Medike.
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« Reply #132 on: 24. Nov 12. 13:52:56 »

Ako ogladnite, znajte da...(bold)

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Voće je jako zdravo, puno je vitamina, vlakana, vode i drugih hranjivih tvari. No, možda ste čuli da ga je najbolje jesti na prazan želudac jer uzrokuje fermentaciju ako ga jedete s drugom hranom. Istina?...

...Iako voće može ubrzati fermentaciju u smjesi za kruh, isto to ne čini u želucu. 'Ne postoji razlog da bilo koju hranu jedemo na prazan želudac. Ovaj mit kruži već duže vrijeme. Ne postoje znanstveni dokazi koji to podupiru', kaže dr. Jill Weisenberger, autorica knjige Diabetes Weight Loss ? Week by Week.

http://magazin.net.hr/zdravlje/nutricionizam/kako-se-zapravo-treba-jesti-voce

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« Reply #133 on: 10. Jan 13. 09:34:30 »

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Nisan ti ja od neke prevelike spize, ionako šta izija da izija, opet ćeš posrat govno...
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« Reply #134 on: 22. Jan 13. 14:45:42 »

Poooook!

http://webcafe.net.hr/forwarduse/video/inner.html?select=201301220036503
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