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« Reply #135 on: 13. Sep 13. 14:25:35 »

http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/brilliant-award-winning-romania-tourism-campaign
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« Reply #136 on: 14. Jan 14. 17:44:45 »

Ako vas zaustavi policija... znate što vam je (ne) činiti

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« Reply #137 on: 08. Feb 14. 14:41:30 »

Krečete na izlet u 8 radim danom, a ono gužva u gradu. Kakvo vozilo biste poželjeli za ubrzano rješavanje čepova u prometu?

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« Reply #138 on: 08. Feb 14. 19:42:37 »

"Kaj je to 1.9 TDI iz golfa ?"
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« Reply #139 on: 22. Feb 14. 10:14:15 »

Luka C., našao u Velikoj blizu Požege!  Smiley


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« Reply #140 on: 28. Feb 14. 08:16:06 »

A da na penjanje na Marjan idete radije pješke?  Grin

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Kada se sve smirilo nađene su i sporne dvije kune koje je vozač zametnuo na kontrolnoj ploči kraj volana.

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« Reply #141 on: 12. May 14. 16:43:45 »

...uvijek započinje u šumi. A evo i za koliko!


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« Reply #142 on: 14. May 14. 22:24:20 »

http://www.news-bar.hr/vijesti/hrvatska/hrvatske-shume-izdale-uplatnicu-na-14.000-kuna-chehu-jer-je-bio-izgubljen-u
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« Reply #143 on: 17. Jul 14. 15:49:31 »

Penjemo se... spuštamo...

Ja ne znam kad sam zadnji put gledala nešto ovako smiješno!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwNsdcAXwE4
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« Reply #144 on: 14. Sep 14. 17:17:53 »

Down under?

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Welcome to Australia!

Here are some tips that you may find usefull for your stay in Australia.

First of all I would like to congratulate you on saving the fortune to buy the Airplane tickets and get a Visa to come to visit Australia!
 Hope you have planty more money to stay here for a while, say a week or two?!

CAMPING

Snakes rule this country. They can kill the people but people can't kill them. It's against the law. Still thinking of camping? Well theres more!
 How about venomous spiders and crocodiles? Bullsharks in the rivers? Great white sharks chasing (and killing) the swimmers?

Campfires are not allowed (unless it's the time of the year when nobody comes to Australia or (on some rear spots) you pay to have it. You may cook on it, so you don't buy the gas cookers and bottles/refulles then. Bad for the economy, you see?

Official exuse is that you may start the bushfire... What a load of bullshit...
 99% of the bushfires here are deliberetly lit by pyromaniacs, natives, lightnings, fallen powerlines and cigarrete buts flicked out from car window...
 Real campers don't start the bushfires because they LOVE CAMPING, is it so hard to understand?!

Some of the plants are protected, so watch your step. This is the country where nature should be left to florish. Snakes, spiders, sharks and the rest of the poisonous and dangerous crap is being glorified and protected here.
 Who cares about people. Acording to the government people here should just work, sleep, eat and get their daily dose of brain washing (watching TV) every day. "Fun"? Nah, for that Australians have to go 'offshore' (usually Bali)...

COUNTRY

This is the safest country in the world, there's no crime here so police drive arround the whole day long looking for traffic offenders.
 If bunch of kids have fun on the street smashing everybodys windscreens (including yours) and you call the police, they will give you a reference number (you need that for your insurance).
 They don't come out for those petty things... Chips on windscreens and drivers driving 2KM/h over speed limit is more critical than that!

Those reports of rapes, home invasions, bashings, drog labs, gangs, murders and robberies are not happening here. Those reports that you see on TV are coming from Mars.

Fishing is allowed and it is advisable to learn all of 10,000 rules about it if you don't want to pay expencive fishing trip.

Everything is locked up and what isn't you, probably, have to pay for.

Smoking is (basically) not allowed. Rules: Don't smoke inside anything and make sure that you are 50 metres away from any building, just to stay on the safe side (NOT JOKING). Don't smoke on any public place.

Drinking is (basically) not allowed also. If you don't spend all your money in the pubs you can be fined for drinking outside, because drinking in public is not allowed!

BEACH

If you want to drive 4WD on the beach MAKE SURE if it is allowed, on most popular places it isn't! Even on the places where it's allowed there are the rules to follow. Such a places are soon going to be locked up, anyway, if the "Greens" (gay political party) have it their way...

Sharks are in the sea and they are protected. You can't kill the sharks but they can kill you. After all why would you go swimming, have fun in the waves or just cool down in the ocean...?

On some beaches you are allowed to bring the dog with you. On other beaches you can also see the dogs because some of the dog owners don't know how to read or they don't care about the people and kids that are affraid of the dogs.

Don't forget to apply the sunscreen, UV radiation here is off the scale!

PEOPLE

Gay people can enjoy their time here. If you are straight make sure that you stay out of the gay people's way. They have every right to demand anything and get it because they are gay. If not they will accuse others for sexism and parade untill they get it.
 Gay people see straight people as enemy they have to defeat, there's no 'Happines' (Gay - 'Happy') there anymore. Lesbians are the worst. When I have asked my friend (lesbian) why is she always in a bad mood she told me: "Well, you know how hard is to have a wife? Imagine TWO!".

They don't respect straight people, they have even managed to ruin the institution of marriage for the straight people... Couldn't they found something on their own, call it whatever they want and gave it the same weight as the marriage have for straight people? They have made the mokery out of marriage...

'Native Australians' here don't respect the low or other people that live here. They own the land and they get whatever they want because of it. The Law doesn't apply on them, it seams!
 Don't use the word 'Black' on anything or you may be called the recist. White shit is allowed. Black, Pink, Yellow, Green or other people are not racist just White, so if youre White - though luck M8!

LOCK YOURSELF in the room and pray that some 'native Australian' don't brake in, because if he/she does you can't touch him/her! Only thing you are allowed to do is to tell them to leave and if they refuse call police (which is if you remember very busy with speeding fines). What happens with you in meantime... Well...
 If you stay in hotel that will cost you alot, but will save you a lot of troubles!

Kids and teenagers are so protected in this country that even police can't touch them! They can do whatever they want and even the parents can't touch them! That's what they teach them in THE SCHOOL!
 If parents try to discipline the kid, they may end up in trouble. They are "harrasing" the poor kids! And when the kids brake the law then it's the parents fault, of course. Pathetic...
 Did I forgot to say that we have pedofiles here and the kids are geting kidnapped?

Nightlife? Yes, you can find it here. That is when teenegers go out, drink and bash somebody. Hopefully not you. Avoid places that have teenagers arround.

In short, whatever you consider to be fun is either made illegal or there is so much rules around it that you will be better off if you don't do it!

Enjoy your stay!
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« Reply #145 on: 26. Nov 14. 15:02:18 »

Pazi da te ne bi mali medo...

http://www.jutarnji.hr/posljednji-trenuci-prije-smrti-ove-fotografije-snimio-je-mladic-prije-nego-li-ga-je-u-sumi-napao-mrki-medvjed/1240899/
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« Reply #146 on: 13. Mar 15. 21:48:09 »

ali gospođo, pješačkog nema slijedeća 3 kilometra..

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« Reply #147 on: 10. May 15. 23:49:46 »

Ekipa iz rubrike "Darwin award" na studijskom izletu:
http://www.grindtv.com/wildlife/a-tense-situation-for-tourists-as-black-bears-cross-montana-bridge/#kKTohouJrEJK5dW9.97

Ako medvjedica ipak podivlja samo imajte uvijek na umu:
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« Reply #148 on: 07. Sep 15. 14:44:01 »

U meditaciji je spas

http://www.jutarnji.hr/hgss-ovci-spasili-32-godisnjakinju-koja-je-pet-dana-lutala-mosorom-nije-jela-ni-spavala--pila-je-vrlo-malo--a-vecinom-je-meditirala/1411782/
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« Reply #149 on: 16. Oct 15. 13:22:48 »

Hajde medi reci "shotgun" ako si faca.

https://thisisengland.org.uk/near-tragedy-as-calais-migrants-stowaway-with-polar-bear/
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