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« Reply #45 on: 08. Dec 07. 13:02:12 »

 Grin aludiras na nesto Wink
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« Reply #46 on: 08. Dec 07. 15:26:09 »

ma neeeeeeeeeeee....!
salim se  Wink

savjeti vrijede za mene, kao i za sve druge.
a i bas su fora
prvi me podsjeca na Lakovnika  Grin


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« Reply #47 on: 21. Dec 07. 16:27:17 »

vic ili..?

The American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks,
"At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."
The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward,
"Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"
The West Texas cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl,
"That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."
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« Reply #48 on: 23. Dec 07. 09:01:41 »

http://www.net.hr/vijesti/page/2007/12/22/0086006.html

ima ih stvarno urnebesnih  Smiley
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« Reply #49 on: 17. Jan 08. 12:33:17 »

pata jesi znala da u jednom satu mo?e? napisat samo 20 postova na my personal messages

tu?no
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« Reply #50 on: 18. Mar 08. 06:00:34 »

Mr. Scott: He called you a tin-plated, overbearing swaggering dictator with delusions of Godhood!

Capt. Kirk: Is that all?

Scotty: No sir, they also compared you with a Denebian slime devil.

Capt. Kirk: I see.

Scotty: And then they said you were...

Capt. Kirk: I get the picture, Scotty.

Scotty: Yes, sir.

Capt. Kirk: And after they said all this, that's when you hit the Klingons.

Scotty: No, sir.

Capt. Kirk: No?

Scotty: No, er, I didn't. You told us to avoid trouble.

Capt. Kirk: Oh, yes.

Scotty: Well, I didn't see it was worth fighting about. After all, we're big enough to take a few insults, aren't we?

Capt. Kirk: What was it they said that started the fight?

Scotty: They called the Enterprise a garbage scow. Sir.

Capt. Kirk: I see. And "that's" when you hit the Klingon?

Scotty: Yes, sir.

Capt. Kirk: You hit the Klingons because they insulted the Enterprise, not because they...

Scotty: Well, sir, this was a matter of pride!

Capt. Kirk: All right, Scotty dismissed. Oh, Scotty, you're restricted to quarters until further notice.

Scotty: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. That'll give me a chance to catch up on my technical journals.


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« Reply #51 on: 18. Mar 08. 13:17:55 »

pata jesi znala da u jednom satu mo?e? napisat samo 20 postova na my personal messages

tu?no


sta bi to trebalo znaciti  Huh  Huh  Huh  Huh  Huh 
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« Reply #52 on: 25. Mar 08. 15:45:34 »

<Guillotine> says: The problem with being Democrat is that if you vote for Obama, you're sexist. And if you vote for Hilary, you're racist. Its easy being a Republican. No matter what you're retarded.
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« Reply #53 on: 25. Mar 08. 16:19:08 »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #54 on: 27. Mar 08. 09:12:41 »

my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine
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« Reply #55 on: 27. Mar 08. 16:02:00 »

za muskarce:

"nevjeruj biću koje krvari pet dana u mjesecu i ostane zivo"
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« Reply #56 on: 27. Mar 08. 16:53:39 »

za muskarce:

"nevjeruj biću koje krvari pet dana u mjesecu i ostane zivo"
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buahahahahahahahahahahaha legendarno  Grin
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« Reply #57 on: 02. Apr 08. 09:04:49 »

tijekom priprema za tekmu 5 razlicitih autora 5 razlicitih onsight smjerova o kojima medusobno ne bi smjeli ni raspravljat:

Autor/buduci natjecatelj Goran autoru/buducem natjecatelju Domagoju:

Eeee, znas kako ja penjem onaj tvoj smjer?
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« Reply #58 on: 02. Apr 08. 10:16:47 »

tijekom priprema za tekmu 5 razlicitih autora 5 razlicitih onsight smjerova o kojima medusobno ne bi smjeli ni raspravljat:

Autor/buduci natjecatelj Goran autoru/buducem natjecatelju Domagoju:

Eeee, znas kako ja penjem onaj tvoj smjer?

joj petra pa ti nis ne kuzis! to je bila goranova prvoaprilska sala! isto ko i cijela ona jucerasnja prica o smjerovima.. Grin
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« Reply #59 on: 02. Apr 08. 10:33:04 »

jesmo  te  Grin
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