vijesti iz luđačkog svijeta

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Uhitilo malog Ahmeda jer je napravio sat i donio u školu.

http://www.rt.com/usa/315582-alarm-clock-bomb-hashtag/

Da je znao, mogao je kupiti gotovo na amazonu:

http://www.amazon.com/Novelty-Defusable-Alarm-Clock-Bomb-like/dp/B00C587QUM

Šta u tom Texasu stavljaju u vodovod?

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http://countercurrentnews.com/2015/09/teen-boy-charged-as-adult/#

?one of the minors he supposedly exploited is himself?which raises an obvious question: how can a teen be old enough to face adult felony charges, but not old enough to keep a nude picture of himself on his phone??

Franz Kafka je beba za ove...

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U 21.-om stoljeću smo 'otkrili' dojenje, a evo sada i da inkubator može zamijeniti - mama! Šok i nevjerica! 
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/426598a8-55fd-11e5-a28b-50226830d644.html?ftcamp=Traffic/Offsite/Taboola/Sustainable_Development/AudMark#axzz3mNIRsIGm

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Dosadni su vam i Milanović i Kara marko?
Selite u Bugarsku i glasajte tamo:

https://www.rt.com/news/319634-bulgaria-elections-special-candidates/

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Današnja vijest iz Sirije:

Nusra deploys its Uzbek and Turkistani groups to fight off the Iranian and Afghan militia in Aleppo.
Asia Cup Final ...

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Važno je uvijek u novinarstvu održati nivo profesionalnosti. 
 
https://www.rt.com/news/323211-cnn-calls-isis-officials/

Dok oni neki drugi manje "profesionalni" njihovog glasnogovornika zovu "spokesrat". 
Da li bi se to na hrvatski prevelo s "glasnocijukalo"?

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Images taken from the cellphone of a Da'ish militant in the 5 Kilo region west of Ramadi, #Iraq.

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Ajmo, Tutek, pakuj.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/person-dead-explosion-istanbul-subway-article-1.2451461?cid=bitly

Do 3. mjeseca se stignu pobiti međusobno, onda potres razori grad i za desert Rusi serviraju još jednu nuklearnu. Da "smire" stanje. 

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"We find the defendant not guilty of rape because he slipped and fell on top of her. We don't know why his penis was erect."

-Saudi courts

http://www.almasdarnews.com/article/saudi-businessman-cleared-of-raping-teen-claims-he-slipped/

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Da li se to samo meni čini da broj vijesti za ovu korisnu rubriku nezaustavljivo raste svakim danom? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3370464/Saudi-authorities-close-shop-selling-traditional-camel-urine-drinks-discovering-owner-filling-bottles-bodily-waste.html#ixzz3v6SQCtRg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwtGvHF5y9g
Sad ovdje zamislite facepalm smiley kojeg nemamo u kolekciji.

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Još samo jedan podatak fali u članku: koliko je dotična imala promila kad je došla na ovako super ideju. 

http://news.yahoo.com/wee-mistake-woman-refused-entry-to-thailand-after-093825241.html?nf=1
Sad ovdje zamislite smiley koji sere kojeg nemamo u kolekciji.

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Raw: Japan Zoo Holds Escaped Zebra Drill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSQklvzNNDY
 

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Primjena drona u šumarstvu:
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/someone-gone-fixed-chainsaw-drone-101511402.html

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The U.S. announced Thursday the first fatality in a wreck involving a car in self-driving mode
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, when his car's cameras failed to distinguish the white side of a turning tractor-trailer from a brightly lit sky and didn't automatically activate its brakes,
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 Tesla driver was "playing Harry Potter on the TV screen" at the time of the crash and driving so quickly that "he went so fast through my trailer I didn't see him."
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"It was still playing when he died and snapped a telephone pole a quarter mile down the road," Baressi told
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 He acknowledged he couldn't see the movie, only heard it.
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Tesla Motors Inc. said it is not possible to watch videos on the Model S touch screen.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/self-driving-car-driver-died-205642937.html