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Davor
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« Reply #840 on: 28. Nov 07. 13:03:13 »

Ide Crvenkapica baki u ?umu i putem sretne vuka.

- Gdje ide? Crvenkapice?

- Idem baki u ?umu.

- Hoće? li mi dati adresu tvoje bake. 

- Hoću. www.baka.hr
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Davor
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« Reply #841 on: 28. Nov 07. 13:04:55 »

 Grin Grin Grin

samo za Vedrana


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Lidac
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« Reply #842 on: 28. Nov 07. 13:57:05 »

lool ova slika je vec trci puta na forumu.. prva dva puta sam je ja okinula jer sam postala senilna ko lakovnik... a sad ti... hehe
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Davor
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« Reply #843 on: 28. Nov 07. 14:31:39 »

lool ova slika je vec trci puta na forumu.. prva dva puta sam je ja okinula jer sam postala senilna ko lakovnik... a sad ti... hehe

nema veze....svaki puta je drugačije do?ivi?..... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #844 on: 28. Nov 07. 14:59:05 »

gleda se cjelina a ne detalji cccc  ... nikad managera od tebe.. Grin Grin Grin Grin

Joooooj Davore, priča? bedastoće. Grin Grin
Dvori?te je dvori?te, a ulica ulica. Gumbi su gumbi a mobitel mobitel. To nema nikakve veze s cjelinom ili pojedinostima a ponajmanje s menađerima.
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« Reply #845 on: 28. Nov 07. 15:06:28 »

HEJ LJUDI PA JA SAM POLOZILA PROPISE DANAS... A U PETAK JE AUTO MOJ.. MICITE MI SE SA CESTE AKO VAM JE ZIVOT MIO..
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« Reply #846 on: 28. Nov 07. 15:33:05 »

ajme...tko danas sve prolazi te propise...srećom pa jo? nije vo?nju polo?ila...

i potpuno se sla?em da ovo treba bit u vicevima  Grin Grin
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Davor
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« Reply #847 on: 28. Nov 07. 15:33:42 »

At a recent concert in Glasgow, Scotland, the lead singer of the band  U2, Bono, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds.
While having everyone's complete attention, he said into the  microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.'
A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd  pierced the quiet:
'Well, foockin stop doin it then, ya evil basturd!'

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« Reply #848 on: 28. Nov 07. 16:29:29 »

mozda ste vec vidli, ali nema veze.
znam da ce mali Dac cuti ovakvu pricu Grin


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« Reply #849 on: 28. Nov 07. 16:43:24 »

ajme...tko danas sve prolazi te propise...srećom pa jo? nije vo?nju polo?ila...

i potpuno se sla?em da ovo treba bit u vicevima  Grin Grin

A ?to će biti kad bude vo?nju polagala....cccc ....ne bih tom instruktoru u ko?i bijo.... Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #850 on: 28. Nov 07. 16:55:11 »

eto. njezin instruktor je svijetli primjer da je crkva prijekopotrebna.
njemu ce trebati jedan dobar egzorcizam.
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« Reply #851 on: 28. Nov 07. 17:09:19 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa-PhBRiuMU
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« Reply #852 on: 28. Nov 07. 17:45:43 »


davor ima nekih rijeci koje bac i ne razumijem:
ćhe = će ( čita? u duhu jezika, bosanskim narjećjem )
avliji = Avlija - ulica, kvart
ni?hta = isto kao i prvo... Grin Grin



hvala   Grin  Cheesy  Grin  Cheesy  Wink  Wink  Smiley  Smiley
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« Reply #853 on: 28. Nov 07. 17:58:43 »

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« Reply #854 on: 28. Nov 07. 17:59:16 »

kaj nije guba
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