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« Reply #2355 on: 29. Sep 12. 17:24:39 »

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Svidja mi se sto je "Porn" podijeljen na good i bad kind Cheesy
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« Reply #2356 on: 29. Sep 12. 20:58:04 »

Štoviše, good, bad i really bad.
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« Reply #2357 on: 11. Oct 12. 09:58:09 »

Mislim da bi Vlado mogao predvoditi molitvu u ime naše male zajednice.


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« Reply #2358 on: 24. Oct 12. 11:41:11 »

Klupski kolega od Marula. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #2359 on: 24. Oct 12. 12:33:05 »

pripremio sam super genijalan kalendar sa super komadima Smiley

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« Reply #2360 on: 31. Oct 12. 07:32:00 »

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« Reply #2361 on: 28. Nov 12. 12:41:26 »

Ovih dana na njuškalu...

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« Reply #2362 on: 13. Jan 13. 12:46:47 »

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« Reply #2363 on: 27. Jan 13. 19:22:57 »

Totalno tematski  Grin

A man noticed a woman in the grocery store with a three-year-old
girl in her cart.

As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for
cookies and her mother told her no.

The little girl immediately began to have a conniption fit, and
the mother said quietly, "Now Missy, we just have half of the
aisles left to go through, don't be upset. It won't be long."

In the candy aisle, the little girl began to shout for treats.

When mom said she couldn't have any, she began to kick her
mother and scream. The mother said softly, "There, there,
Missy, don't cry, only two more aisles to go and then we'll be
checking out."

When they got to the checkout stand, the little brat immediately
began to reach for the gum and freaked out when her mom said she
couldn't have any.

The mother patiently said, "Missy, we'll be through this
checkout stand in five minutes and then you can go home and have
a bottle and a nice snooze."

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the
woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient
you were with little Missy," he said.

The mother sighed and replied,
"Oh, no, my little girl's name is Francine,

I'm Missy. 
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« Reply #2364 on: 28. Feb 13. 12:44:03 »

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« Reply #2365 on: 05. Mar 13. 12:42:02 »

Bolesnik leži na operacijskom stolu i
 anesteziolog ga upita:
 -?Je'l želite anesteziju koju osigurava Vlada
 RH preko HZZO-a ili plaćate sami??
 -?Ovu preko HZZO-a, molim lijepo.?
 -?Dobro. Ni-na-na-na, moje zlato spavaa..?
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« Reply #2366 on: 22. Mar 13. 08:37:21 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9YR9UeZKI78
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« Reply #2367 on: 26. Apr 13. 12:44:50 »

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« Reply #2368 on: 28. Apr 13. 12:38:42 »

Allooo, ovdje Milan, je l? to Pantovčak? - Je, gospodine, što želite? - Oću da uđem u sabor, šta mi za to treba? - Jesi ti čovječe lud??? - Jesam, je l? treba još nešto?
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« Reply #2369 on: 20. May 13. 15:39:59 »

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